We’re no strangers to fat
You know there’s carbs and so do I
A four course meals what I’m thinking of
Now hand me a piece of that massive turkey thigh.
I just want to tell you that I’m hungry
Got this scoop of taters in my hand
Never gonna give fat up
Never gonna drop weight down
Never gonna say I’m full, so dessert me
Never gonna waste a thigh
Never gonna refuse a pie
Never gonna run a block and lose you
Been eating cheese curds for so long
My hearts been aching
But I’m to shy to say it.
Inside our veins we know what’s been going on
I’ve got a WoW raid so time to play it!
And if you ask me how I’m looking
My diabetes has made me too blind to see
(* repeat)
Give fat up. give fat up
Give fat up, give fat up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give fat up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, five fat up
I just wanna tell you that I’m hungry
Gotta eat this Christmas ham
(* repeat 3 times)
“Have you ever been laid? I mean I got laid 7 years ago cause eahheah I have good use of words…..for a female” — DemoniusX
“Yeah man, I haven’t brushed my teeth in seven years. You know its not bad to go that long without brushing your teeth. I mean I was in prison the prison dentist was like. “Hey man when was the last time you brushed your teeth?” and I told him seven years ago and he was all surprised and shit” — Homeless man at Palmers Bar in Minneapolis.
The aftermath.
A beautiful picture that sums up a GWAR concert quite well.
http://flickr.com/photos/jcbehm/1698439859/
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“HI I’M EATING RIGHT NOW CAN I CALL YOU BACK?…….I’M EATING FISH AND ITS LIKE A SOUP WITH BROCC BRAC…BARKLEY…..YEAAAAAHHH FISH WITH BARKLEY…OKAY BYEEEEE” — Woman in her early 40s who sat by me while eating in the St.Paul skyways. The food was a fish and broccoli stirfry from a Chinese resturant.
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“So he gets to park for free just because he’s SUPPOSEDLY handicapped?!” “Jane, he’s in a wheel chair” — Jane “Screw those limp legged freaks” Doe