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A Portly Rick Rolling, by Andrew Wong and Jin Moom

We’re no strangers to fat
You know there’s carbs and so do I
A four course meals what I’m thinking of
Now hand me a piece of that massive turkey thigh.

I just want to tell you that I’m hungry
Got this scoop of taters in my hand

Never gonna give fat up
Never gonna drop weight down
Never gonna say I’m full, so dessert me
Never gonna waste a thigh
Never gonna refuse a pie
Never gonna run a block and lose you

Been eating cheese curds for so long
My hearts been aching
But I’m to shy to say it.
Inside our veins we know what’s been going on
I’ve got a WoW raid so time to play it!


And if you ask me how I’m looking
My diabetes has made me too blind to see

(* repeat)

Give fat up. give fat up
Give fat up, give fat up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give fat up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, five fat up

I just wanna tell you that I’m hungry
Gotta eat this Christmas ham

(* repeat 3 times)

All content above was posted on December 22, 2008
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Have you ever been laid? I mean I got laid 7 years ago cause eahheah I have good use of words…..for a female

― DemoniusX

All content above was posted on December 17, 2008
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Yeah man, I haven’t brushed my teeth in seven years. You know its not bad to go that long without brushing your teeth. I mean I was in prison the prison dentist was like. “Hey man when was the last time you brushed your teeth?” and I told him seven years ago and he was all surprised and shit

― Homeless man at Palmers Bar in Minneapolis.

All content above was posted on November 3, 2008
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The aftermath.

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A beautiful picture that sums up a GWAR concert quite well.

http://flickr.com/photos/jcbehm/1698439859/

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Fucking turn of the 20th century hipsters.

All content above was posted on October 24, 2008
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HI I’M EATING RIGHT NOW CAN I CALL YOU BACK?…….I’M EATING FISH AND ITS LIKE A SOUP WITH BROCC BRAC…BARKLEY…..YEAAAAAHHH FISH WITH BARKLEY…OKAY BYEEEEE

― Woman in her early 40s who sat by me while eating in the St.Paul skyways.  The food was a fish and broccoli stirfry from a Chinese resturant.

All content above was posted on October 10, 2008
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Hellbound

All content above was posted on September 27, 2008
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True Patriot

All content above was posted on September 24, 2008
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So he gets to park for free just because he’s SUPPOSEDLY handicapped?!” “Jane, he’s in a wheel chair

― Jane “Screw those limp legged freaks” Doe

All content above was posted on September 16, 2008